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分享一些生活中的趣事......



上个星期布置了一份作业给小四的学生，题目是“我的三个愿望”。今天才收回

来改，觉得很好笑，在办公室里和同事笑到肚子痛。



name: Mr Anti-Studies hen shu （“恨书”同学）

QN1: 你的愿望是什么？

Ans: 可以不要读书。


QN2:为什么？

Ans: 读书很难。


QN3:要怎么做才能达成这个愿望呢？

Ans: 把全部的书 火 火少 shao（是“烧”，不会写，就用汉语拼音）掉。



Name: Miss Filial xiao shun （“孝顺”同学）

QN1: 你的愿望是什么？

Ans: 给我妈妈和爸爸好命。(when u direct translate this into english u'll understand)


QN2:为什么？

Ans: 我爱他们。


QN3:要怎么做才能达成这个愿望呢？

Ans: 有很多钱，做多多功。（错字“工”）



Name: Mr Noble-minded wei da （“伟大”同学）

QN1: 你的愿望是什么？

Ans: 人们不要乱乱破坏环境。


QN2:为什么？

Ans: 地球 母qing qin 妈妈要死了。


QN3:要怎么做才能达成这个愿望呢？

Ans: 跟人家说他（错字“它”）要死了。



Name: Miss Vain Ai Mei （“爱美”同学）

QN1: 你的愿望是什么？

Ans: 皮fu（是“肤”，不会写，就用汉语拼音）变好。


QN2:为什么？

Ans: 可以变票（错字“漂”）亮。


QN3:要怎么做才能达成这个愿望呢？

Ans: 不要去抓。

13th May 2009
graduation day





i woke up really early in e morning. was like... 6.30am i think. hvn get up at this timing ever since..... (o goodness!)i couldn even rmb when was e last time..
but i was glad tat i wasn late tat morning. i went to sch with my brother. and i asked him:"hey, tell me frankly, do i look like a restaurant waitress like that??" bcos i really think tat when i wear black n white i'll just look like one.





bcos i'm J, so i was kinda 'infront'. so i wasn very ready when i go on stage. and e "best" thing was.. when i was walking on e stage.. my grad robe's buttom opened UP! (do i need to be so sexy?) then i was like "OH NO!HOW HOW HOW?" so i had to hold on to my robe and walked away. (embarrassed! i hope no one sees)

can u see the bear bear that i was holding? (there there? can see? quickly go see la!) my mum bought it. when she gave it to me i asked her "wah, 哪里拿的？" (i thought it was a free gift but in fact, she bought it for $28! brand-less some more! they're really good @ earning AUNTY's money sia! hahaa..)

e whole graduation thingy went smoothly, not as bad as i thought, just a little bit TOO warm for ppl who were wearing robes. there was food served after e ceremony, but my parents n my mel all didn wan to eat. (see their face, must be hvn really awake yet. still blur blur like wanna slp like tat, i was e only excited one. so at least i give face, ate a small piece of pie...)we took pictures in the hall.. and left after that. wendy commented in her blog tat i went home after half an hr's time. (NO LOH! WHERE GOT?? ) now, i m here to clarify, it's abt 15mins only!!! hahaha.. now a bit regretted but i didn take pics with my friends!!! i'm sorry ok! haha..so what did i do after tat?

went home to get changed~~~went out to have a nice lunch with my mel~~~tuition(poor thing hor? economy down la, cannot take a day off)~~~dinner with family(think my dad treated it as my graduation celebration? so good ah.. but hor.. tab's daddy bought her a watch leh.... hahaa..)

wah, i couldn believe my own EARS!!



this afternoon, when i was making my mother's mother's day present.(which was doing housework la! but i've done loads loads!!! so i think next yr's mother's day present also dun need to buy already! ) oh yah, let's come back to e topic.

i was listening to radio FM88.3.. and u noe what did i hear?


DJ:" 现在是下午5点36分。谢谢你把指针停留在883家FM（sth like tat, couldn rmb

exactly），接下来要带给您的是张惠妹的（i forgot e title of e song.. haha but tat's e not

point la），希望你会喜欢。我是cheng yao."

it was CHENG YAO!!! i didn hear wrongly right? didn noe it was him until he mentioned his name. couldn recognise his voice but after awhile can some how recognised his "style" of speaking. Cheerful and Funny. Can imagine he's siting in e studio controlling lots lots of bars n buttoms. so COol.. in face he was good, quite entertaining. he was talking abt dunno which country or restaurant selling super expensive steak,$800. (which i was not v interested bcos i dun eat beef. but i cont to listen la.)

ok, Cheng yao, if u happen to see this, wish u all e best. and can become "big-red-big-purple" one day!! jiayou loh!

p.s: "big-red-big-purple" = "大红大紫"

my bro and i planned to buy a cake and a present for my dearest ma ma.
so i asked her what she want for mother's day.

she told me:" 我要你帮我做家务。"
ARHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(i thought there's a song "天下的妈妈都是一样的"？ 为什么

我的妈妈不一样呢？dunno should laugh or cry!)


ok, fine. we thought as least should buy her a cake to celebrate or sth. Knowing that she's a super fussy eater, so i asked her what kind of cake she wants.

she said:" NTUC 的 pandan cake." (yes, u didn see wrongly, neither did i type wrongly. she said pandan cake.) ok, i guess my mother isn tat fussy eater afterall. (maybe she noe MOE has stop giving me pay until Aug...haiz..poor me, poor little lulu.. )


hope my grandmother could see this today. "外婆，母亲节快乐！" (u must be thinking tat my wai po wun get to see this post right? but u r totally WRONG, my wai gong & wai po got visit my blog one ok... but maybe once in a while ba..my cousin will open for them to c..) they r very IN one hor!






祝全天下的妈妈：母亲节快乐！（不管你是老的、年轻的、胖的、瘦的......你都是

最伟大的！）




here's a video for everyone. very cute drawings by little kids for their mothers. ( u'll probably smile when u r watching it, if possible, ask ur mother to watch it too!)

Kids paintings for Mother's day 2009
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ai yo.. still no one contact me regarding the invitation card thingy leh. (only felix, she say must c if her bro wants to go. to felix's bro: grad ceremony v sian 1, sit there so many hrs leh!! some more it's 9AM! think twice o!! )


if really dun hv, can i sit on my ma ma's lap? then got 1 more seat already. (opps, i think i'm not counted right?) den my mama sit on my papa's lap? hahahaa






i've read THE UNDOMESTIC GODDNESS by Sophie Kinsella. (very entertaining, highly recommended! )

now reading


The Confessions Of a Shoppaholic

Shopaholic Takes Manhattan

Shopaholic Ties the Knot

Collected my grad attire already

i think i hv e same opinion as jeremy. (dun wanna mention it anymore, just..... UGLY!) and e "best" thing is tat, my mel is still so excited abt seeing me in it!!! (i think he jus wanna see how funny i look in it! EVIL!!)




e staff asked us to try on e attire and check if there's any damages.(heng i got my XXS)
then i put it on and look at myself in e mirror.


me: ai yo!! 为什么这么丑！(so i try to buttom up e robe)

Stella: hahaa.. 对咯！

me: 我们可以在waist这边加一个belt吗？(bcos it really look more of like PAJAMAS but i hope e staff didn hear me.. hahahaa )

Stella:hahaa(this time she laugh even louder)


i really think that i BETTER stop making negative (and bad) comments abt e attire, later they chase me out of the hall on grad day. hahaa..
but frankly speaking, i hate e shoulder part e most. cant they jus remove tat hard-hard awful thingy? i really wish i could remove it myself. (ok.. stop stop.. STOP talking abt e (ugly) robe anymore!)



we went to Blk 1 to get extra invitation cards. HOWEVER, there's no more left for our course. (WHO TOOK SO MANY?? WHO? WHO? WHO?) e staff told us tat it's based on 1st-come-1st-served, and e seats are very limited.(but seriously, i didn take note of this)

and many of them say :＂你们course的很早就collect到完了！＂

Stella :"huh? 我还以为Chinese studies没有什么人会要去！ "

1 of e aunty-staffs:"这里是新加坡leh!"

(HUH? catch no ball! singapore so? what has it got to do with e invitation card? ) but after a few seconds... we finally CAUGHT THE BALL, bcos singaporeans are KIASU ma..so i think their MOTTO is: ASAP, as soon as possible.



ai yah, stop talking abt e bo liao things.. let's Deal with e important thing now.

WHO GOT EXTRA INVITATION CARDS? got spare ones? if u're KIND-SWEET-NICE-HELPFUL kinda person and so happen tat u have extra, pls tag me or contact me ok?? i really need it. jus one more place will do.

did u see jeremy's MSN nick?


he says tat e graduation robe looks really U G L Y

My goodness! can i dun go???!!??

i havent go n collect it yet...

this suddenly reminds me of what stella n wendy were saying :" 我们穿graduation robe 会不会像 Harry Potter?? "

pray hard tat we dun look funny/weird/stupid/ugly in it.